Can You Find This Guy A Wife?

Broken Promises

And no, we're not talking about Miz/No Room For George....

A 38-year-old Illinois man is willing to pay half his annual salary to anyone who can find him a wife, and has even set up a website to promote his cause.

Paul "Handsome Paul" Gutierrez has started a website called "Can anyone find me a wife?" which lists exploits of his unsuccessful pursuit of love, as well as 38 reasons why "single women should love [him]…. But somehow don't."

If someone can find Mr Gutierrez a girlfriend who is willing to become his wife, he has vowed to donate half of his salary for one year to a charity of their choice.

Or alternatively, he will walk across America in a wedding dress to raise money for a charitable cause.

Poking fun at himself, Mr Gutierrez describes himself as a sorry case and a hopeless romantic who has been unlucky in love.

"It would be a real-life, beauty and the beast marriage… Minus the fact I'm not a wavy haired prince with a castle and servants… More like a balding drifter with a future mobile home and hamsters," Mr Gutierrez writes on his site.

The tongue-in-cheek blog has already received over 95,000 hits and dozens of comments wishing him luck on his search for love.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8262845/man-offers-money-to-find-him-a-wife

Sam Whiskey

I checked with the gals around the neighborhood.... no takers.

White Dove

Hoo boy, mentioning a mobile home and critters is not the way to garnish more than just friendly good lucks.

A hoody in a picture to impress?

Non-shaven face on same picture?

I find the days old beard with skin showing underneath to look dirty.

But that's just me.

Skin showing through hair is just gross.

Satanus

They say there's somebody for everybody. Guess, we'll see. One of those burka wearing beauties could find common ground w him, i bet.

Hey white dove, he's on the other team, remember?;)

S

Nickolas

Who are they, anyway, the ones who say all those things?

Broken Promises

From Paul's blog:

OK, enough of his physical aspects, more importantly, what's he like as a person?

Reasons why he deserves a wife (according to him):

I don’t drink, smoke, do drugs, or even drink coffee. I do, however, like to raise, breed, and observe hamsters!
I tried to find a wife using a Russian "mail order" bride service. A ll I ever did, however, was look at a few glossy photos of some fairly moderate looking, so called Russian women who turned down all of my various requests to meet them.
I had a potential bride-to-be tell me she had to use the lady's room (During our interview session) only to discover she had climbed out of a bathroom window to get away from me.
In a ridiculous effort to try and hide my mountain-sized zits and bad facial complexion (From the women I liked), I admit to wearing foundation makeup during my mid to late twenties.
P.S. and for what it's worth, I've given away just about everything I've ever owned to various charities and strangers.

Found Sheep

no - I did too much match making in my life and don't want any more of it!

tec

He sounds pretty funny, actually. And generous - giving his stuff away to charities and strangers. I wish more people WOULD do that, and I admire him for doing so. Truly.

But alas, I am already wed ;)

Peace,

Tammy

tec

I'm not big on hamsters though :)

Found Sheep

he can have my ex-husband being he is the hamster type

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