Oh dear, a black man with no rhythm is so sad. :-/
LOL, aww you gotta give me a pass though, I came up in an era when it wan't cool to dance. To dance was to be viewed as a sucker. Nowadays the two step is acceptable, which it was back then too, but when I came up it was better to be viewed as Ice Cube than Usher. Nowadays since I'm comfortable in my own skin, I wish I could dance like Usher. He killed Dancing With The Stars, and I wish I could do that. This is for you Mrs.Jones, I loved this song back then.
So I spot a female up to par, jump out my car
and head straight for the bar.
As I proceed I got a shove in the back.
Turned around and said "black, you hopping like your on crack"
But he was hopping, and spinning so fast, brother put me in a trance.
mm-mm, I don't dance.
Cant peep out the scene its a damn disgrace.
Everytime I try a brother slides in my face.
And I aint with breaking my back
Trying to impress a girl who ain't giving up jack.
And I never see you leave with a girl.
All that sweating dried out your curl.
Too much ants in your pants.
I aint hype, thats why I dont dance