Damn You Autocorrect!!

by Morbidzbaby 14 Replies latest jw friends

  • Morbidzbaby


    I freakin' love this site and have spent hours on it laughing my considerably-sized ass off...

    A warning, don't be eating or drinking when you're about to read them... I can't do the heimlich from here, and I really don't wanna be held responsible for buying new computers...


    Hey Morbidz

    OMG! I have never heard of autocorrect before, but I checked out your link. BAHAHAHAHAHA I've only read the first couple of them, and you were wise to put a little disclaimer up. Glad I wasn't drinking any Pepsi while reading. Way too funny!

    So, I'll have to look up what this autocorrect is, but it seems as if it is akin to spell check?

    Thanks for the laughs tonight (and the lady I'm watching is looking over at me every time I lol, like, wtf are you lookin at? If she only knew)

  • talesin

    oh, man,, sooo funny "i really need to wank away" ahahahaha!


  • Morbidzbaby

    AK MCGRATH~ Autocorrect is an iPhone/smartphone feature. It basically finishes your words for you when you're texting. So any number of mishaps can occur.

    I'm looking at the rest of the site and literally crying and screaming with laughter... I needed this today, I'll tell ya!


    Morbidz...I posted the link to my FB account and gave similar warnings...I am here reading more and LMFAO so much I'm crying. I have to hide my face in my hands and try to stiffle my laf (hate that), cuz this woman I'm caring after is watching the Antique's Roadshow. I'm lafing and she's looking at me like I'm crazy. I take my headphones out and they are talking about Hurricane Katrina. Not the best timing for a laf, I must say.

    Oh well, back to more i-net phone porn...This is hysterical! You are giving the gift that keeps on giving Morbidz, cuz I'm sure there will be at least a few people who look up the link I posted...and let their fun begin!

    Awww. I'm sorry you're having a rough day. Here's a little huggy today

    Now excuse me while I steal a Depends so I can piss in my pants some more


    Damnyouautocorrect is on FB. There are a ton more of autocorrects that will have u lafing ur ass off!

  • Morbidzbaby

    I'm definitely getting a full body workout from all this laughing....

  • Simon

    I once sent a text to Angharad saying "I was talking about things with [attactive female work colleage]".

    I must have made a typo on 'things' and it thought 'thongs' was the most likely used alternative instead. Uh oh !!

  • Violia

    I have had a love /hate relationship with spell check for years. I usually can catch it before I hit send-now that I know it can't be trusted.

  • sizemik

    It would appear that "autocorrect" can provide some quick thinking individuals with a convenient cover story? . . . not pointing the finger or anything

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