44 minutes ago........

by AK - Jeff 16 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • Simon

    I was on my way but then it turned out they didn't accept air-miles so I decided to stay.

  • Found Sheep
    Found Sheep

    I'm not here it took me! I'm so special!

  • Anony Mous
    Anony Mous

    One of my family members was about to be raptured last night but they resuscitated her so now she's stuck I guess. She signed a do-not-resuscitate order after that but I think she might be too late.

  • Mary

    It happened invisibly oh ye of little faith!!


    12 minutes left here..

    I`m taking my Keg of Wine with me..


  • moshe

    Wait- Jesus has sent an angel just for OutLaw- he has a beacon at his place you can see from outer space!

    --cause I hear even Jesus loves, KFC.


  • Lunatic Faith
    Lunatic Faith

    I'm attempting to rapture myself--one bottle of wine at a time.

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