My favorite animal

by JeffT 4 Replies latest social humour

  • JeffT

    My Favorite Animal

    Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
    She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed.
    My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.
    He said they love animals very much.
    I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too Then he told me not to do it again.
    The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
    I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children.
    So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

    She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again. I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
    Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.

    I told her, "Colonel Sanders."

    Guess where I am now??...

  • No Room For George
    No Room For George

    LOL, Where's Outlaw?!?!? By the way, I just got back from lunch and guess what I had? Four Fried Chicken Wings from the Chinese spot.

  • minimus

    Jeff, how old are you?

    BTW, very funny!

  • JeffT

    Min, I turned sixty last month, why?

  • FatFreek 2005
    FatFreek 2005

    That is a good one.

    I got that one, nearly word for word, in a email about a year ago. You and that author must be on the same wave length.

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