Still thinking - I'm on a quest for an apology. I've obviously landed in the wrong place, but you all seem nice enough!
Hmm, I was just being a pain. I do it quite well, and I saw him off quite easily. I think he was getting at the world ending soon, and being the lovely guy he is, he seemed intent on enlightening me and saving me from Hell. I raised the issue of British weather having a nasty habit of being quite rubbish, and suggested that higher temperatures (no bad thing) could be found in the fiery pits. I know we also got on to substandard happy slaps and divine castration, but I can't quite remember how we got there... oh well.
You won't get an apology from us, but you will get our thanks for getting in his face and sending him on his way.
There should be more like you.
You could have offered him some of this..........
I used to be one of those zealous bible bashers who attacked the unsuspecting British public going about their business truly believing that a few well chosen words extracted and twisted from my Bible would save your life eternally.
I apologise unreservedly to all those people like you that I accosted in the street and made late for their appontments, to those I roused from their beds on a Saturday morning by knocking on their doors and others I bored rigid trying to covert to an evil high mind control cult.
Please forgive me cos I was a stoopid idiot.
James4Tea . . . welcome to our Forum my good man . . .
Let me get this straight . . . you have had your day spoiled by some zealous JW without an off switch
Well . . . you've come to the right place . . . they spoiled my day at one time too . . . actually about 10,950 of them
Thank you! That's about right, yes. God, I think even I'd get bored of winding them up 10,000+ times. Maybe that syringe full of blood would be useful as a precaution?
Black Sheep - I'm one of them, too! Despite actually being a white human.
Still thinking - Next time. Normally I'm a PG Tips kind of guy, but they probably wouldn't scare one of these creatures off.
Oh, and I want that teabags shirt. Yes.
Oh I'm a stoopid idiot at least five and a half days a week, just not a religious one! I'm full of forgiveness, and up for cuddles.
13,892 days regurgitating Watchtower lies with a passion, for me. Please forgive me!
Holy shit sizemik, she looks like Traci Lords in her heyday...is that Traci Lords? I need to go to hell......
Maybe that syringe full of blood would be useful as a precaution?
That could be fun . . . .