I was sitting alone in my favorite local Mexican restaurant, enjoying my favorite dish of pollo en mole with extra refried beans.
Soon, the beans began to do their work and I had a painful belly-full of gas.
The music was especdially loud in the restaurant today, so I decided to lift a cheek and let out a blast to the beat whenever there was a loud cymbal crash or deep base note, etc. About 10-15 songs later, I looked around to discover that everyone in the place was staring at me....
......And then I realized that my ipod was on and I had my earbuds in......