the story of a little old lady who loved god

by warmasasunned 19 Replies latest jw friends

  • lovelylil
    lovelylil

    I heard a lot of arguements against God but this is a first!

    Old lady falls out of car = no God

    Are you pulling our chains?

  • sooner7nc
    sooner7nc

    One time my dad was using a portable electric Skill Saw..

    He cut a 2x4 and the Guard never Sprang back to cover the spinning blade..

    He put the saw down on the floor and it ran around him and back..

    It cut the toe of his cowboy boot off and his toe..

    He was hopping around on one foot,holding his foot in the boot with the cut off toe..

    There was blood spirting out the cut off toe,of the cowboy boot..

    You're right OUTLAW. That shit is hilarious. I laughed out loud when I read your story.

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW
    Old lady falls out of car = no God.....lovelylill

    Cut off Toe falls out of CowBoy Boot = No God

    ............................ ...OUTLAW

  • wasblind
    wasblind

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    Outlaw, Please tell me that you didn't laugh while

    your wife was goin' through labor pains, if you did

    just lie to me and say you didn't, just tell me what I

    want to hear, tickle my ears

  • sooner7nc
    sooner7nc

    Cut off Toe falls out of CowBoy Boot = No God

    Please stop, you're killing me.

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Hey WasBlind..

    No I didn`t laugh when my Mrs was going through labour..I stayed with her every minute..

    I did as much as I could for her..

    Giving birth isn`t nearly as funny as someone who just cut off their toe..And..

    Is hopping around on one foot..

    ............................ ...OUTLAW

  • warmasasunned
    warmasasunned

    thanks for the comments

    some of you guys are wicked, its one thing to laugh at the story, but to tell everyone....

    your going straight to hell....

    i suppose i can see the slap stick in it, poor old sod.

    of course the story in my opinion begs the question is there a god?

    simply put without getting out the bible if god gives a shit about people, why does he let bad things happen to them.

  • NomadSoul
    NomadSoul

    HAHAHAHA Oh shit, people at work are looking at me like I just lost my mind.

    Okay, now seriously. Maybe Allah just said screw it, let Satan have this one.

  • steve2
    steve2

    So, if "God" exists, he should have stopped her going to church? He would have tried to do so, but he was way too busy helping the Japanese authorities count the number of deaths from their recent tsunamis.

  • watersprout
    watersprout

    Oh my goodness Outlaw! I have tears running down my face!

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