by PublishingCult 10 Replies latest social relationships
I remember an Abbott and Costello skit:
Costello: When I get married, I'm going to marry an ugly girl
Abbott: Why?
Costello: If I marry a pretty girl, she might leave me
Abbott: But an ugly girl might leave you too
Costello: Yeah, but who cares?
So, my question is this:
Is it any less flattering to you when an ugly person tells you that you're hot?
Define "ugly person".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4RC6-meKLA
If You Want To Be Happy
If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.
If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.
A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall.
As soon as he marries her
Then she starts to do
The things that will break his heart.
But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
You'll be happy for the rest of your life,
An ugly woman cooks her meals on time,
She'll always give you peace of mind.
If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.
Don't let your friends say
You have no taste,
Go ahead and marry anyway,
Though her face is ugly,
Her eyes don't match,
Take it from me she's a better catch.
If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.
Say man.
Hey baby.
Saw your wife the other day.
Yeah?
Yeah, she's ugly.
Yeah, she's ugly but she sure can cook.
Yeah?. Okay.
If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.
If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.
If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.
If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.
If she's ugly on the inside, no deal...
V665
Define "ugly person".
It would have to be YOUR definition of ugly. My definition only applies to me.
That works both way...
Snoozy..
Fat by The Violent Femmes
I hope you got fat
I hope you got really fat
'Cause if you got really, really fat
You just might want to see me come back
I hope you got fat
I don't care, I don't care
How heavy or how skinny
I don't care, I don't care
No, how heavy or how skinny
Just gimme, gimme something to love
A little extra weight would never look
No nicer on nobody else but you
And I could always use a little bit more to hold on to
And if I get a fright in the middle of the night
I'll cling to you
I hope you got fat
I hope you got really fat
If you got truly fat, fat, fat
You just might want to see me come back
Well I hope you got fat.
A girl once said to me that ugly guys make the best lovers. They are so grateful to be getting some they will do anything for the girl!
Maybe it works both ways
George
Ugly and Beautiful are socially defined. Id give myself a 5 out of 10, hubby would give me an 8.......Id give him 8, hed give himself 5.................beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
My first husband wasnt that "good looking", but he was hot in bed (SHHH dont tell present husband! Hahaha) Hubby No2 is gorgeous (to me), but doesnt want to do the horizontal tango more than once a month......HMMM......so Publishing Cult, maybe the "better looking" dont have to try and rely on their looks more? Hell, Ive got right off topic, and its got me thinking about doing the tango!!!!!!
A glass of wine dear?
I think I we are all honest, humans will be more flattered by someone they consider attractive. However, for some of us any flattery is welcomed cause it just don't happen that often.
And since beauty is in the eye of the beholder it really is an indivdual thing.
Why do you ask PC?
