OMG!! Alien abduction is real!!!

by beksbks 15 Replies latest jw friends

  • beksbks
    beksbks

    We know now, cuz Sammy Hagar has been abducted! Poor guy.

    "Red" rocker Sammy Hagar says abducted by aliens

    Reuters

    LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – No doubt Sammy Hagar, a former lead singer for Van Halen, has enjoyed a lot of far out experiences in life, but on Monday, the rocker told perhaps his farthest out tale to MTV. He was abducted by aliens.

    Or, at least, his brain was.

    In an interview for his new book, "Red: My Uncensored Life in Rock" at mtvhive.com, Hagar lets go of what even he admits might make him "sound like a crazy person" to some readers.

    He and the reporter are talking about dreams he claims to have had about UFOs, and when asked whether he believed he had been abducted, Hagar answers: "I think I have."

    The reporter seemed surprised. "What? Really? I was kidding. You seriously believe that?" he asks.

    Hagar laughs and goes on to explain that a passage in the book described as a dream in which he is contacted by aliens from outer space in California was, in fact, reality.

    The tale describes how the beings tapped into his mind through a wireless connection.

    "It was real," Hagar told the reporter, according to the story on MTV's Hive website. "They were plugged into me. It was a download situation ... Or, they uploaded something from my brain, like an experiment."

    Hagar goes on to describe another experience at the age of four where he believes he saw an alien space ship in broad daylight hovering over a country field where his family lived.

    The rock guitarist and vocalist is no stranger to wild times. He was a part of several bands, including Montrose, during the "sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll" era of the 1970s and 1980s, and during its heyday Van Halen was among the biggest acts in rock music.

    In his book and in the interview with MTV's Hive, Hagar lets the stories fly on the sex and drugs he did during those years, and he even has a few not-so-nice things to say about another Van Halen lead singer, David Lee Roth, whom Hagar replaced in 1985.

    The full interview can be read at http://www.mtvhive.com.

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20110321/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_sammyhagar_aliens

  • VampireDCLXV
    VampireDCLXV

    If you say so...

    V665V665

  • PublishingCult
    PublishingCult

    LOL, he wasn't abducted. He was dropped off and left.

  • beksbks
    beksbks
    Or, they uploaded something from my brain, like an experiment
    This makes me seriously question that old notion that they are more advanced than we are
  • skeeter1
    skeeter1

    bks,

    I had a strange encounter with a very bright light too. That probably explains alot to you! Every mosquito (skeeter) has had this same experience.

    Seriously, the dude did some drugs. At least he didn't write Revelations, and wreck millions of lives.

    Skeeter

  • VampireDCLXV
    VampireDCLXV

    Hello fellow bloodsucker!

    I wonder if they were the same little grey dudes that tried to abduct OUTLAW...

    V665V665

  • Broken Promises
  • wobble
    wobble

    We have to fill in our census forms in the U.K on Sunday, I wish there was a question, "Have you ever been abducted by Aliens ?" I just know they would get a ton of affimatives, mostly from people who believe they really were.

    It will feel good to tick the "No religion" box !

  • Amelia Ashton
    Amelia Ashton

    I ticked the No Religion box.

    I had a weird guilt like feeling, like, maybe some-one was watching me!!!

    And then I thought f**k it. If there is some-one up there it's his own damn fault I no longer beLIEve in him!!! (or her/them/it)

  • elderelite
    elderelite

    Damn it so its the aliens i have to blame for the break of van halen.... Bastards!

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