Knock-knock joke

by parakeet 4 Replies latest social humour

  • parakeet
    parakeet

    There was a knock on the door this morning. I opened it to find a young man standing there who said: "I'm a Jehovah's Witness."

    I said "Come in and sit down, what do you want to talk about?"

    He said, "Beats the heck out of me, I've never gotten this far before."

  • nolongerwaiting
    nolongerwaiting

    NLW's wife

  • saltyoldlady
    saltyoldlady

    This is no joke - it was sadly true for some of us. I remember one day when the person was willing to talk and I was so stunned my mind just went blank. I almost blurted out those exact words.

  • Yan Bibiyan
    Yan Bibiyan

    I thought this will be a "knock-knock, who is there?" joke...this one may be even better, though...

  • Lunatic Faith
    Lunatic Faith

    Family Guy....

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