Drinking... no, wait. I did drink... quite a bit actually
R-rated movies... uh, wait again. I did watch R-rated movies. Just had to be sneaky about it.
Debasing music. Well, at least my definition of debasing. I owned lots of music that was not appropriate by JW standards. Again, you had to be sneaky. I did purge my collection one time, but then later replaced the lost vinyl with new CDs.
Pre-marital sex. Well, there was this one time... and oh yeah, that other time... uh, nevermind
Smoking. Yea... I avoided smoking. Never had the desire. Was it because I was a JW or just personal choice? um, pot doesn't count, right?
Holidays. There we go. I avoided celebrating holidays.
And that's very telling. Because being a good JW is all about outward appearances. You can sneak around and do all those things you're not supposed to but as long as you appeared as an upstanding JW on the surface, then you were a good JW. Just don't get caught on those other things...