Okay. So this morning, I was out and about.
The wife tells me to bring home a couple of Christmas stockings to hang, so that we can put our small goodies in them. (We have some already, but they're in storage, and we don't feel like digging through several storage boxes just to find them.)
I look. I really do. All the places have very little left, and people are madly buying up what is left.
I finally wind up at a store that has these HUGE 4-foot long stockings. I do not exagerate. These things are very large. Only two left, so I get them.
When I get home, my wife opens the door and I greet her with... "Okay... you've got to remember... I'm a guy." She bursts out laughing.
She laughs even harder when I pull out these two humungous Christmas stockings.
Merry Christmas yall.