If you are bad this is what happens

by therevealer 22 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • WingCommander

    @ therevealer: LOL!!!!! So true!! "Ok White Adam & Latino Eve, smile for the camera!!"

    Truly, the Art Department at Bethel isn't fit to draw for MAD Magazine.

    - Wing Commander

  • straightshooter

    They look good for being about 900 years old.

  • DanaBug

    Lol! I don't remember the water canopy. I know that the story of creation in Genesis is exactly how the Babylonians believed the world was made, the firmament of the sky with doors that open and land floating on top of water, etc.

    So seriously, they believe there was a water canopy that would have blocked out the sun?

  • Botzwana

    There is one thing I don't get with the Bible's version of Adam and Eve....IF A and E were these horrible sinners and apostates that CHOSE Satan's side, then WHY oh WHY did Adam teach his kids about Jehovah SO MUCH to where Abel became a dedicated servant of him? Adam and Eve will supposedly never get a resurrection because of their wickedness right? If they were SO wicked then why did they use their time to talk about God to their kids?

  • Finally-Free

    I think Eve is hot.


  • clearpoison

    I guess when you are about 900 years old you just look like that


  • watson

    Oooo, good one Botzwana.

  • Mad Sweeney
    Mad Sweeney

    They base these drawings off of real pics of JWs. Somewhere out there is a smoking hot sister with hundreds (well, three of us in this thread anyway) of apostates oogling her picture online, in addition to all the teenage boys in all the congregations worldwide. I bet her daddy's a proud elder somewhere.

  • Magwitch

    Looks like someone in the art department was reading Macbeth before drawing ancient Eve. She greatly resembles one of the 3 witches stirring the caldron - I will try to post the picture.

  • PSacramento
    I think Eve is hot.

    Glad I am not the onlyone, LOL !

    EVE: Hi Adam, what do you think of these? *holds up her boobs*

    Adam: Eh, coes got more than two.

    Eve, what about this? *sticks out her butt*

    Adam: No tail? how do you swing from the trees?

    Eve: *stomps feet and thinks how the heck she is gonna get laid*

    Snake: Yo, Eve...come here...I got the perfec thing to get Adam in the mood...

    *cue 70's porn music in background*

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