It's kind of like the Pastafarians or AGuest here on JWN.
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I found something more ironic than the Witnesses
by sabastious 12 Replies latest jw friends
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watersprout
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james_woods
I didn't know she was a scientologist! That's crazy.
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My information - article in MSNEWS some time back - says her boyfriend/husband got her into it and she is a pretty heavy contributor. However, she tries to keep it secret because of "professional reasons"...
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AGuest
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Okaaayyyy, dear WS (the greatest of love and peace to you!)? Someone's got a jones for someone, here - LOLOLOLOL!
It's kind of like the Pastafarians or AGuest here on JWN. The supporters don't believe their own claims, they just have fun with it or try to help us see how silly their stand against the obvious really is.
What, "Shelby" on the brain, again, OTWO?? Good Lordy, man, does your Missus know about this? Surely, you're not keeping any secrets from her! I mean, I wish I could say that I was flattered, but the truth is that the possibility that I am [one of] your fantasies kinda roils my stomach a little. I mean, we're really NOT each other's type (I prefer kinder, manly man... of faith... who's so confident in his manliness that he isn't threatened by the beliefs of a little 'ol black girl like me. To that end, I really wish you'd keep me OUT of your thoughts... and my "name" off the tips of your fingers, if could do that for me. I mean, seeing as I am your fantasy and all, I think it's the least you could do for me - Shelby bats eyes at OTWO 'cause she thinks maybe THAT'S what he's looking for when he brings up her name??? I mean, whatever floats one's boat and all...).
AGuest doesn't believe her claims?
I absolutely believe what I share here, dear JWoods (peace to you!), make no mistake about it. OTWO is just chagrined that HE doesn't get it. And, well, he can't have THAT, can he? I mean, former WTBTS elder and all ('cause of course THEY know all, don't they... which is why he wanted to BE one... and if he didn't get it then... and ain't getting it now... then nobody else darn well better be getting it, either. So, of course, his only way to resolve what he doesn't have... and doesn't understand... is to paint me a charlatan.
Sad, that, though. Still trying to be an "elder". Still trying to say who is and who isn't... who can and who can't... what is and what isn't. You might be able to take the man out of the WTBTS but you're not always able to take the WTBTS out of the man. And taking the ELDER out of the man appears to be even harder. Ah, well...
Okay, peace... and moving on. No more "AGuest/Shelby" to see here. Shouldn't have been any to begin with...
A slave of Christ, regardless of what some former WTBTS elder believes,
SA