Important Women's Health Issue * Do you have feelings of inadequacy? * Do you suffer from shyness? * Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? * Do you suffer exhaustion from the day to day grind? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas. Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas. Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include: - Dizziness - Nausea - Vomiting - Incarceration - Erotic lustfulness - Loss of motor control - Loss of clothing - Loss of money - Loss of virginity - Table dancing - Headache - Dehydration - Dry mouth - A desire to sing Karaoke WARNINGS: * The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not. * The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. * The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing. Please share this with other women who may need Margaritas.
ladies, were you paying attention??Important Women's Health Issue
by chickpea 9 Replies latest social humour
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serenitynow!
HaHa!
I tell you, tequila is dangerous! The first time I got truly sloppy drunk was when I was out with a bunch of coworkers. Somebody paid for a huge trayful of tequila shots. One minute I was asking "where's the salt" the next thing I knew I was waking up in my bed.
I need a margarita right now!
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palmtree67
I don't drink tequila ( anymore ) without some kind of adult supervision.
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serenitynow!
Palmtree, I'm glad I had adult supervision that night! I woke up in my bed (alone, thank god) having been safely driven home by one of my work buddies. Had I not had supervision, I'd probably have a kid right now.
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chickpea
i gave up tequila my sophmore year in college
otherwise, i might have had a little josé cuervo calling me mama
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mamalove
Cheap tequila is awful, but some nice smooth stuff is very enticing. I am a wine drinker myself, but a shot of some of the hard stuff once in a while always is nice.
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FlyingHighNow
Lay one of these babies on me.
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serenitynow!
FHN, where do you find a huge cocktail like that! It looks delicious!
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FlyingHighNow
I found it in google images. We could find the big glasses and get together with the ingredients and makes us all some big azz margaritas.
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AGuest
So funny... the joke (thanks, Chickie, and peace to you all!)... and my "tequila" memories. Used to love it... straight, lemon, little salt. Now, can't drink it at all, anymore. Can't even stand the smell. System rejects it like a tainted liver. And never could do Margaritas... no matter HOW delicious they looked... 'cause I never could do mixed drinks (okay, the occasional Tom Collins when I was just past my teens and trying to be all "cosmopolitan", but that was very short-lived).
Now, it's either straight (when I do)... or nada. Primarily Merlot. Otherwise, I'm praying to the porcelain god at 2am. Even if I drank it at 1:45am. Husband didn't believe me once, when we were early in the relationship and I said I couldn't (got nauseated even thinking of a Margarita). But he insisted and bought me an oh so delicious-looking "blended" dealie. Took three sips and told him he had to finish it (gag!). He thought I was being dramatic... until I was hugging the toilet at... you guessed it... 2am. Now, when others offer, HE tells them right away, "Oh, no, she can't drink those." Rachafracharachafracha I had to almost lose a lung for him to believe me...
But peace to you... and remember: DO NOT drink... and drive... or operate heavy machinery... or go home with strangers (I mean, unless you know them, of course)... and do yourself a favor and STOP when you should/need to.
SA, on her own...
