The time is short

by Honesty 11 Replies latest jw friends

  • Honesty
    Honesty

    Only 24 days left for Jehovah's Witnesses to criticise and mock a day set aside for giving thanks to God for

    providing all of our needs.

  • MMXIV
    MMXIV

    What is happening on 25th November?

  • 3Mozzies
    3Mozzies

    November 25th Thanksgiving Day, U.S.A

    3Mozzies

  • MMXIV
    MMXIV

    Thanks. What criticisms can the average American dub expect to hear from the platform in the coming weeks? "Worldly holidays are a snare of satan, it's all commercial, people don't really care for one another on such a holiday, they don't even know the name of the God they are thanking"?

    mmxiv

  • Ding
    Ding

    Maybe we should name a holiday "Armageddon Day."

    That's something the WTS could celebrate.

  • MMXIV
    MMXIV
    Maybe we should name a holiday "Armageddon Day."

    Every year the GB would predict on what day this holiday would fall, only to get it wrong, afterwards deny any knowledge of the announcement and then blame the R&F for misapplying scripture.

    mmxiv

  • THE GLADIATOR
    THE GLADIATOR

    Ah! To win the approval of the JWs, thanksgiving must be directed at theirgod, not just any old god. Even then it will be impossible to please their god without guidance from Zions Watchtower.

    Jehovah is a jealous god and frowns upon attempts to reach him without going through the proper Chanel of communication, which we all know is the Watchtower society.

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    The only "holiday" the witlesses observe is the lame excuse of a "celebration" where they gather together at the Kingdumb Hell that evening, listen to a boring 45 minute talk, pass a plate of stale crackers and a glass of spoiled grape juice without anyone taking any, give a hounding session for those not usually there, and then try to leave at the same time. I call that lame excuse of a "holiday" their REJECT Jesus Party.

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW
    Only 24 days left for Jehovah's Witnesses to criticise and mock a day set aside for giving thanks to God for
    providing all of our needs.....Honesty

    We`ve just come back from the Kingdom Hall..

    And..

    We`re having a "It`s Not a ThanksGiving Turkey Dinner".. Turkey Dinner!..

    On ThanksGiving..

    Pagans can only eat Turkey Dinner on Pagan Holidays..

    Jehovah`s Witness`s can Eat Turkey all year long!..

    http://media.herald-dispatch.com/blog/tuned/uploaded_images/Boston-Legal-Thanksgiving--Vivian-Zink-747283.jpg

    .............................. ...OUTLAW

  • Heaven
    Heaven

    Outlaw, you have described perfectly our Thanksgiving Dinners once my parents became baptized JWs.

    Christmas was a little different... it became "Merry Gift Exchange!"

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