Wrath Of God Bible Quiz (part 2)

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The Wrath of God Bible Quiz - Part 2

Objective: Determine the number of living things killed by or in the name of God in each of the following circumstances. After taking the quiz, you can find explanations of the correct answers by clicking here.

1. How many men did God kill because someone decided to peek into the ark of the Lord?
A. None. God certainly wouldn’t kill someone merely for examining holy things.
B. 50,070.
C. Just the people who looked into the ark.
D. 250. The people who looked into the ark and their immediate families.

2. How many men did Moses kill in one day because they failed to say they supported God?

A. None. God doesn’t kill people for their mistakes.
B. 200 - those who failed to say they supported the Lord, but not their family members.
C. 1,000 - those who failed to say they supported the Lord and their spouses.
D. 3,000 - those who failed to say they supported their Lord and their brothers, companions and neighbors.

3. How many people did God kill in a plague before someone pleased God by ending a mixed marriage with the murder of the couple?

A. None. God loves all his children and imposes no restriction on whom they marry (so long as the person is of the opposite gender).
B. 100.
C. 24,000.
D. None of the above.

4. How many animals did Solomon kill in a sacrifice to please the Lord?

A. None. God is not so insensitive as to gain satisfaction from man’s slaughter of innocent animals.
B. Two head of cattle, two rams and two ravens.
C. A herd of 100 sheep that he and his men came across in their conquests.
D. 120,000 sheep and 22,000 oxen.

5. How many Israelites did God deliver to the people of Judah to slaughter?

A. Trick question. The Israelites were God’s chosen people, hence He never would have allowed anyone to slaughter them.
B. Half a million.
C. 552 -- the number who disobeyed his commands.
D. 200 - the number who worshiped strange gods.

6. Notwithstanding the above, how many people of Judah were once killed or enslaved because they didn’t give God his due?

A. 120,000 valiant men were killed and 200,000 women and children were taken as slaves (not to mention the theft of property).
B. One.
C. Two.
D. None of the above.

7. How many Ethiopians did God kill for His chosen people?

A. None. God doesn’t kill people!
B. One million.
C. One thousand.
D. A hundred.

8. Speaking of God’s chosen people, how many kings were maimed in God’s name?

A. None.
B. One had his legs broken so he couldn’t gather men to form an army.
C. Two had their tongues cut out so they couldn’t call the people to war.
D. 70 had their thumbs and big toes cut off.

9. How many soldiers did God burn to death with fire from Heaven because they confronted Elijah?

A. None. God would never engage in such a cruel act.
B. 50.
C. 100.
D. 150 (three sets of 50).

10. By the time God gets through with his killing spree, how many dead will there be?

A. None. God doesn't kill.
B. Ten million.
C. One hundred million.
D. Enough to cover the entire surface of the Earth.

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Gozz

Funny! The questions state the facts in a shocking way. And that dialog box with the "Wrong! You Unsaved Moron" message just craked me up.

Satanus

sf

Shame, shame, posting such stuff! Sure, it claims to be a baptist site. I can smell a baptist a mile away. I have a sharp nose, you know, and i smell no baptists here. Sure they quote the bible, but they are using the truth in a twisted way. heh heh Are you on my payroll, or what?

Satan

gumby

Anwer and questions about the Quiz:

1. How many men did God kill because someone decided to peek into the ark of the Lord?
A lot of them...they were told not to and they did it anyway. They were warned first.

2. How many men did Moses kill in one day because they failed to say they supported God?
A lot of them. They knew he was the true God by what he did for them but still withdrew their support.

3. How many people did God kill in a plague before someone pleased God by ending a mixed marriage with the murder of the couple?
A lot of them. They were told not to have mixed marriages but did it anyway. They were warned first.

4. How many animals did Solomon kill in a sacrifice to please the Lord?
Probably not as many as we slaughter so we can eat at macdonalds.

5. How many Israelites did God deliver to the people of Judah to slaughter
A lot of them. They did what they were told not to by God. He warned them first.

6. Notwithstanding the above, how many people of Judah were once killed or enslaved because they didn’t give God his due?
A lot of them. They didn't give God his due but he warned them first.

7. How many Ethiopians did God kill for His chosen people?
A lot of them. They did what God did not want.

8. Speaking of God’s chosen people, how many kings were maimed in God’s name
A lot of them. They did what God did not want.

9. How many soldiers did God burn to death with fire from Heaven because they confronted Elijah?
A Lot of them. They went against God and the one he chose.

10. By the time God gets through with his killing spree, how many dead will there be?
A lot of them. Guess we should give honor to the one who made us.

Comment: Those who's lives God took knew of him and his people. The word got around. Read Joshua.
Rahab said "The fear of you is in all the land and we have heard what your God did to the egyptians at the Red Sea".

Seems to me they all had a chance to choose for them and their offspring.

Gozz

Gumby,

problems here. Some people read these accounts in the bible and find it to be inconsistent with their inner sense of justice, they then assume God must be right, and let the matter rest. But your post seems to attempt to justify the acts of killing, as if they need some justification in the minds of those that believe them to have been done by God. By attempting to explain, you seem to say you understand God's justice, you seem to imply that there's some logic in the acts which your humanity understands and identifies with. There's a problem there, because many 'decent' people will not agree with you. Even in cases where people have proved to be worthy of death by our human standards, discussions abound about humane ways of inflicting the capital punishment.

Accounts of prophet Samuel hacking the guilty to pieces before God, 70,000 Israelites dying because of a mistake by King David, soldiers being burnt to death because of opposing a prophet, and a warrior supported by God killing men, women, children and livestock simply do not meet with the current perception of justice by many decent people. You claim to understand why they happened, but your reason seems to be that they were warned, that they had a chance. Perhaps you would want to make one understand better how it is that the justification for the acts is very clear to you, and how it meets with your sense of justice that the children of guilty adults should suffer the same fate as their parents.

David Gladden

Gumby,
You don't think that the punishments were a bit harsh for a "god of love"?

Satanus

Gumby

In the biblical record, how many people did satan kill? I rest my case.

SS

detective

Wow! That website is too funny!

"I've got a heart on for Jesus!"
(shaking my head and cracking up...too good!)

gumby

Gozz: "But your post seems to attempt to justify the acts of killing, as if they need some justification in the minds of those that believe them to have been done by God"
My answer is from what I feel the bible teaches. God has the RIGHT , to demand worship and obeidiance from those he made.

SS: ..In the biblical record, how many people did satan kill? I rest my case.

If satan promotes actions against God...as the bible say's he does... then he and those who do the things he advocates are self responsible

Satanus

Gumby

It's handy to have a satan to blame for all the deaths, instead of an omniscient god, isn't it? Of course 'satan' gets no defence, no voice other than what the bible gives him, and the bible is gods book, gods 'case' according to christians. See how lopsided it is, if there really is a devil? The origin of the theory of the universal contest between good and evil is zerostrian.

SS

Wrath Of God Bible Quiz (part 2)

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