Did you have a good day today?

by asilentone 59 Replies latest jw friends

  • tec
    tec

  • AGuest
    AGuest

    Make that two women. Henz, in fact (Tec, girl, how YOU doin' and peace to you!. SO funny we end up here! The roosta's already started with some crack about me and Miss Sylvie in whiteface (why do guys like him always have to GO there??)). And peace to you, again, as well as for all of your support (it sure comes in handy some days - - LOLOLOLOL!)

    Sorry, dear JB... first, for your sucky job, and second that you couldn't hang on to your little moment of a good day. I'm sure you already know, though, that the board is FULL of schleprocks (i.e., miserables who love company). Especially ones with names that include the word "misery".

    Otherwise, I had a lovely day, dear ASO (peace to you, too!) - off work, hung around the house with the puppies... posted "some" (LOLOL!)... watched MIB I (nothing else on). How 'bout you?

    Your servant and a slave of Christ,

    SA

  • miseryloveselders
    miseryloveselders

    Ahhhh, there's our Rebecca De Mornays.......well make that one Rebecca De Mornay, and one Tina Turner.........we've been expecting you this evening.

  • VampireDCLXV
    VampireDCLXV

    The white face thing was misery, not me... I'm jus' a humble pasty skin cracka. Wazzup Shebby?

    V665

  • AGuest
    AGuest
    Say something funny

    Okay. So, a priest, a rabbi, a minister and their wives were all flying to an interdenominational conference when the plane they were on crashed, killing all on board. The spirits of all six were immediately whisked to heaven where the stood before the Pearly Gates. The priest and his wife stepped forward to pass through but St. Peter stopped them saying, "Oh, uh, no, uh-uh, you're in the wrong place. This place is for the pure and loyal and not for drunkards. And you love wine. In fact, you love wine so much, you married a woman named Sherry. So, off to the other place with you both.

    Well, of course, the Rabbi and his wife thought they were going in and so they stepped up. But St. Peter stopped them saying, "Oh, uh, no, uh-uh, you're in the wrong place. This place is for the pure and loyal and not for the greedy. And you love money. In fact, you love money so much, you married a woman named Penny. So, off to the other place with you both.

    After a long pause, the minister turned to his wife and said, "Well, Fannie..."

    Okay, that one of the three "funny" jokes I know. Here's the second:

    How do you get a Kleenex to dance?

    SA, on her own... and "high" on dear Poopsiecakes' Pepsi...

  • tec
    tec

    it sure comes in handy some days - - LOLOLOLOL!

    I know. I'd hug you if you were here.

    The roosta's already started with some crack about me and Miss Sylvie in whiteface

    I didn't catch that... or even have a clue what it meant. (still don't) Dem roosta's! :)

    (psst... I was trying to be silent in the room full of men, with my silent post. no one caught on, though. then I was going to coyly bat my lashes, and maybe giggle a little too... then blush prettily )

    Love you all anyway :)

    Tammy

  • AGuest
    AGuest

    Whazzup, Vamp, m'luv... and peace to you! Yeah, I know it was that ol' miserable roosta. He thinks he's funny... but he's not, really. Bordering on offensive but apparently too, ummmmm... miserable... to get that. (Shelby waves to the roosta and send him peace, too!). Praise JAH, neither dear tec nor I are all that sensitive.

    Peace!

    SA, on her own...

  • miseryloveselders
    miseryloveselders

    The white face thing was misery, not me... I'm jus' a humble pasty skin cracka. Wazzup Shebby?

    V665

    I've been thinking, maybe we should view Tammy as Vodka, and Shelby as Bourbon?

  • VampireDCLXV
    VampireDCLXV

    You're positively awful MLE! LOL! Who be Tequila?

    V665

  • miseryloveselders
    miseryloveselders

    You're positively awful MLE! LOL! Who be Tequila?

    V665

    Hmmmm thats a good question........maybe Dark Side's wife............

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