A Congressman was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when he turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the total stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the congressman. "How about global warming or universal health care?" and he smiled smugly.
"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
The legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the little girl replied, as she started to re-open her book, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming or universal health care when you don't know sh!t?!"
Out of the mouths of babes!
by TJ - iAmCleared2Land 7 Replies latest social humour
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TJ - iAmCleared2Land
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jamiebowers
LOL!
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cyberjesus
ha
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Quentin
......that's a good one, Hi TJ....
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Dark Side
Was that Congressman really a community organizer from Illinois?
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littlebird
LOL!
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