Oh jeez...lemme tell ya, I've read some freakin' doozies lol. "Likes long walks on the beach and poking dead animals with a stick"...not really, but some were weird like that lol. I've seen ads for everything from MILFs to diapers and golden showers... . People are such strange creatures.
I've been single for some time now...not that I wanna be...but I can't bring myself to answer a personal ad again...did it once...the guy was older than he told me, BALDING (which is fine if it's shaved off), and sounded like a freakin' woman. No sexual attraction WHATSOEVER. He sounded like Joe Pesci on helium. *smh* Other than that, I've been asked out my some great-looking guys, but I can't seem to find anyone who wants me for more than a friend with benefits...and I want a relationship.
I'd run, not walk, from turtle girl.