I left to go out for my morning walk this morning and saw two men in ties with briefcases walking with an umbrella. (It IS south florida after all) And of course I knew who they were immediately. I passed three more "groups" on the way out of the complex walking their baby carriages wearing their long dresses and practical shoes with their hair up in buns going maybe 1mph....and I couldnt leave fast enough. I was hoping they would be gone by the time I got back.
They werent.
They were entering the sidewalk in the next building over and I hastily walked right past them trying not to make eye contact, grabbed the key out of my pocket and locked myself inside my townhouse as fast as I could....and before I could SIT they were ringing the doorbell! How did they get there so fast??? Not once...not twice but THREE times! And it reminded me of those movies with zombies where they just keep coming and coming and coming and theyre on your street, then your sidewalk, then they are at your dooooor and theres NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP THEM!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
