Sex helps avoid cellulite!

ISP

If you have that sculptured physique....I guess you already know....

Sex helps women avoid cellulite, says report
A new report claims that sex helps women avoid getting cellulite.
German magazine Glamour claims sex strengthens body tissue and helps the skin to renew itself more quickly, becoming firmer and more elasticated.
The reason for this is that during sex the female body releases an extra dose of oestrogen. This helps combat the dimpled "orange peel" effect.
The report didn't say how often women should make love to avoid cellulite but, as a guideline, suggested "as often as you like".

ISP

openminded

I was a bit bored so I translated this article to Ebonics- sort of as a public service.

Sex helps biAtchez avoid cellulite, says report
A new report claims dat sex helps biAtchez avoid getting cellulite.

German magazine Glamour claims sex strengthens body tissue an' helps da skin ta renew itself mo' quickly, becoming firmer an' mo' elasticated.

The reason fo' dis here iz dat during sex da beotch body releases an extra dose o' oestrogen. This helps combat da dimpled "orange peel" effect.

The report didn't say how often biAtchez should make love ta avoid cellulite but, as uh guideline, suggested "as often as ya like".

just like mammy.

Openminded

So, is estrogen also released when masturbating? Or only during sex "with" someone? I mean, can you do it yourself? I know the "workout isn't the same, but I wonder if as much estrogen is spread around...Hmmmmmmm......

April
"Love never dies." Voivodul Vlad Draculea (from Bram Stoker's Dracula-1992)

slipnslidemaster

It's been so long since I've had sex, I forget who get's tied up!

Slipnslidemaster:"The problem with Ireland is that it’s a country full of genius, but with absolutely no talent."
- Hugh Leonard

ISP

Aw!!!!!! Slip Tina type hugs(((slip)))

ISP

Billygoat

Wow. I'm so screwed.

Andi

ISP

No cellulite on you then Andi...?

ISP

Skeptic

I am always interested in new reasons why sex is good for you.

I am glad it helps prevent....WindRider has a perfect body, so nothing to cure....but prevention, eh?

"Oh, Robin, honey, I have a article to show you....I am doing this for your future good, honey, honest....prevention is so important, you know...we should have sex as often as we'd like, the article says....well, I know how often I would like....how about five times a day, to really ensure there never will be a problem?"

Ah, the sacrifices I must make for the well-being of my love...

Richard

WindRider

LOL Skeptic! You always have my best interests at heart; you're such a dear that way

Well, sex does seem to be your cure all of choice and now you have documented medical proof......so who am I to stand in the way of medical science At least that's one prescription I can definately swallow....

Love you, you sexy Canuck
Windrider