Artery......................The study of paintings.
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>Benign......................What you be after you be eight.
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>Bacteria....................Back door to cafeteria.
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>Barium......................What doctors do when patients die.
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>Cesarean Section............A neighborhood in Rome.
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>Catscan.....................Searching for Kitty.
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>Cauterize...................Made eye contact with her.
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>Colic.......................A sheep dog.
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>Coma........................A punctuation mark.
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>D&C.........................Where Washington is.
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>Dilate......................To live long.
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>Enema.......................Not a friend.
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>Fester......................Quicker than someone else.
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>Fibula......................A small lie.
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>Genital.....................Non-Jewish person.
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>G.I.Series..................World Series of military baseball.
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>Hangnail....................What you hang your coat on.
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>Impotent....................Distinguished, well known.
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>Labor Pain..................Getting hurt at work.
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>Medical Staff...............A Doctor's cane.
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>Morbid......................A higher offer than I bid.
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>Nitrates....................Cheaper than day rates.
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>Node........................I knew it.
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>Outpatient..................A person who has fainted.
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>Pap Smear...................A fatherhood test.
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>Pelvis......................Second cousin to Elvis.
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>Post Operative..............A letter carrier.
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>Recovery Room...............Place to do upholstery.
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>Rectum......................Darn near killed him.
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>Secretion...................Hiding something
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>Seizure.....................Roman emperor.
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>Tablet......................A small table.
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>Terminal Illness............Getting sick at the airport.
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>Tumor.......................More than one.
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>Urine.......................Opposite of you're out
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>Varicose....................Near by
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I don't want someone in my life I can live with. I want someone in my life I can't live without.