Medical Terminology:

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    WildHorses

    Artery......................The study of paintings.
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    >Benign......................What you be after you be eight.
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    >Bacteria....................Back door to cafeteria.
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    >Barium......................What doctors do when patients die.
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    >Cesarean Section............A neighborhood in Rome.
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    >Catscan.....................Searching for Kitty.
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    >Cauterize...................Made eye contact with her.
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    >Colic.......................A sheep dog.
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    >Coma........................A punctuation mark.
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    >D&C.........................Where Washington is.
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    >Dilate......................To live long.
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    >Enema.......................Not a friend.
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    >Fester......................Quicker than someone else.
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    >Fibula......................A small lie.
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    >Genital.....................Non-Jewish person.
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    >G.I.Series..................World Series of military baseball.
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    >Hangnail....................What you hang your coat on.
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    >Impotent....................Distinguished, well known.
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    >Labor Pain..................Getting hurt at work.
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    >Medical Staff...............A Doctor's cane.
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    >Morbid......................A higher offer than I bid.
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    >Nitrates....................Cheaper than day rates.
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    >Node........................I knew it.
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    >Outpatient..................A person who has fainted.
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    >Pap Smear...................A fatherhood test.
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    >Pelvis......................Second cousin to Elvis.
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    >Post Operative..............A letter carrier.
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    >Recovery Room...............Place to do upholstery.
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    >Rectum......................Darn near killed him.
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    >Secretion...................Hiding something
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    >Seizure.....................Roman emperor.
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    >Tablet......................A small table.
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    >Terminal Illness............Getting sick at the airport.
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    >Tumor.......................More than one.
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    >Urine.......................Opposite of you're out
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    >Varicose....................Near by
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