married peeps>> could you answer these questions accurately?

by chickpea 14 Replies latest jw friends

  • chickpea

    i know i couldnt get them all right....
    however, garbage is every monday...
    recycling, twice a month

    a sampling of questions posed by immigration
    agents trying to determine the "legitimacy" of
    marriages to non-US citizens

    • How many televisions do you have in your house/apartment?

    • If you are standing at and facing your kitchen sink, where is the microwave oven?

    • Is your microwave stationary or does it have a revolving plate?

    • Are you paid weekly, every two weeks, twice a month or monthly? What about your spouse?

    • How much money did you receive in your last paycheck/deposit? What about your spouse?

    • Where did you and your spouse first meet? When was it?

    • Who first spoke to whom?

    • Why were you there? What about your spouse?

    • Was your spouse with any other people there? Who?

    • When did you move in together?

    • If you are lying in bed, which side does your spouse sleep on?

    • Do you have carpet in your bedroom? What color is it?

    • How is your bedroom closet split up?

    • Where do you keep your clean underwear? What about your spouse?

    • What color is your toothbrush? What about your spouse’s?

    • Do you have an answering machine at home? Whose voice is on the message?

    • What is the name of your spouse’s manager at work?

    • What day is trash picked up at your house?

    [Source: NY Times}

  • changeling

    I guess I'm really married... :)

  • Darth plaugeis
    Darth plaugeis

    LOL I will be taken this test with the wife soon.

    Good News ... Smoked the test hahaha.

    I guess we really married for love and not that piece of paper.

  • Desert Rat
    Desert Rat

    I knew them all. Except for the color of my own toothbrush!

  • chickpea


    i met my husband at college because he and i
    had a friend in common, but it wasnt until YEARS
    later that we hooked up again and started dating...

    i have NO clue about when and where and with whom
    related to the first time we met, so that whole series of
    questions was a big "dunno"

  • nancy drew
    nancy drew

    thats funny I couldn't remember the color of my toothbrush either.

  • flipper

    I knew virtually ALL of the answers to these questions, my wife probably does also. Been married 4 years. But the color of the toothbrush ? Kind of a non-issue question, might have missed that one

  • sammielee24

    We never got asked one single one of those questions...we knew them all and were prepared, but not one single question like that was asked.

    Just go prepared, lot's of documentation and be organized....very organized.


  • JeffT

    Apparently we don't pay attention to our toothbrushes. That was the only one I didn't know.

  • Finally-Free

    My ex and I split up nearly 7 years ago and I still remember the answers to all the questions, even the ones that vary from one address to another.


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