Have you ever went over a friends house to eat

by gubberningbody 10 Replies latest social entertainment

  • gubberningbody

    and the food just aint no good, I mean the macaroni's soggy the peas are mushed and the chicken tastes like wood? So you try to play it off like you think you can by sayin that youre full and then your friend says momma he's just being polite he aint finished uh uh that's bull.
    So your heart starts pumping and you think of a lie and you say that you already ate and your friend says man there's plenty of food so you pile some more on your plate. While the stinky foods steaming your mind starts to dreaming of the moment that it's time to leave
    and then you look at your plate and your chicken's slowly rotting into something that looks like cheese?

  • Mad Sweeney
    Mad Sweeney

    Happened to me one time when someone hosted me after giving a talk at their KH. The food was so disgusting that it was offensive.

  • blondie

    Once you find that out and you like their friendship, offer to bring some dishes to help out, or suggest going out, go on a picnic and bring your own basket.

  • snowbird

    Someone has a problem making chicken, macaroni, and peas tasty?

    Mercy on us!

    The proliferation of fast food joints is the ruination of this here country!

    My mother predicted it!


    Edited: Have you ever gone ...

  • serenitynow!

    "The food was so disgusting that it was offensive."

    Wow, what was wrong with it?

  • LostGeneration
  • MrFreeze

    It took that many comments for someone to finally get it? I got it with the first line of the post...

  • beksbks

    Hehe, me too MrFreeze!

    I got a little face and a pair of brown eyes............

  • AGuest

    "And then you say, 'That's it, I got to leave this place, I don't care what these people think. I'm just sittin' makin' myself nauseous with this ugly food that that stinks.' And so you bust out the door while it's still closed, still sick from the food you ate, and then you run to the store for quick relief from a bottle of Kaopectate. And then you call your friend two weeks later to see how he has been. He says, "I understand about the food, Baby Brother, but we're still friends!"

    "I said a hip, hop, a hibbie to the hibbidy hip hip a hoppin' you don't stop a rockin' to the bang bang boogie, said "Up jump the boogie!" to the rhythm of the boogi-dy beat!"

    And.. well... ummm... peace!

    SA, on her own... to the bang bang boogie

  • BoomTown

    An elderly lady always had me over for lunch after the sunday meetings and she would have bugs/cochroaches crawling on the counter next to the food and sometimes in it. It was disfreakinggusting. I would eat sparingly.

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