by rebel8 3 Replies latest jw friends
I am about to jet off to the UADNA* space station for some sun and a Pina Colada.
Please remember the exclusive decor available at our satellite (universal headquarters). There are lots of smurfs and windchimes. Entertainment will be Ouija board games purchased at garage sales and music played backward.
Food will be served--deviled eggs and devil's food cake, of course.
*Unseen Apostate Directorate of North America
Will there be plenty of debauchery? I don't feel like packing much.
Did you sneeze, rebel? Bless you! And good luck with all the activities.
Extra debauchery and toothbrushes can be purchased at the gift shop, so you can pack lightly!
Please remember to bring your [doctrinal] flip-flops to wear in the Hades sauna though. We don't want to spread Athelete's Foot!
My ears are burning from Jimmy's blessing! Uggggh!
Sent from my Verizon Blackberry enroute from North America to UADNA space station
