I am about to jet off to the UADNA* space station for some sun and a Pina Colada.
Please remember the exclusive decor available at our satellite (universal headquarters). There are lots of smurfs and windchimes. Entertainment will be Ouija board games purchased at garage sales and music played backward.
Food will be served--deviled eggs and devil's food cake, of course.
*Unseen Apostate Directorate of North America