I HAVE JUST BEEN APPOINTED AS A MINISTERIAL SERVANT.

by african GB Member 140 Replies latest jw experiences

  • shamus100
    shamus100

    I love you platonically, Outlaw.

    What a wonderful thread! To the person that started it, I must say, surely you must be a prophet!

  • shamus100
    shamus100

    ** sniff **

    Best thread ever!

  • palmtree67
    palmtree67

    WTF????

    I don't know whether to:

    Or:

    Or:

    Or:

    So, I will just: the monkey.

    Love me some Shamus tonight.

  • shamus100
    shamus100

    The thread shall be remembered by both of us, my little plum tree....

    It is the pinnacle of my recovery from the WTBTS. I am simply stunned, emotionally drained, tears of joy streaming down my face, I'm shaking I'm so happy - free, free of the watchtower.

    Thanks Simon! This is my last post ever. It has been the best go around, ever! Thank you, thank you, thank you!!!!

    Oh palm tree, let us go our separate ways - we'll write letters once a year and discuss how this thread changed our lives.

  • palmtree67
    palmtree67

    Shamus, don't go!!

    I can't go on without you!!

    I need you in my life!!

    Wait....Wait.....I've just been appointed........Hall Monitor!!

  • shamus100
    shamus100

    Iiiitss hhaard to tyiiu[pe because ii'm so emotionall nowww..

    Noooww you're hall monitooor?? Ohhjh mmmyy!!!!! ** sniff **

    How dramatic!!!

    I won't go love... just in case a wonderful thread like this is put up again. I'm just an emotional wreck now... I'm going to sleep for three days straight over the strain.

    Thanks Plum Tree - we did it man!!! We did it!!!!

  • shamus100
    shamus100

    Is there any way that this thread can be put in the "Best Of" Section?

  • palmtree67
    palmtree67

    **Shamus and plumtree lock hands, raise them high over their heads....and drive off the cliff together..... **

    Yes, monkey...sniff, sniff....we did it.

    Together, we saved this thread.

    You're welcome, AGBM.

  • shamus100
    shamus100

    Plumtree,

    I told my kids about this thread and some nice men came in white gowns and took me to this place where they took my belt, my shoelaces, my wallet, and locked me in a room with rubber padding.

    It's a wonderful place... the drugs are simply divine... I had better go, it's time for my meds now! Oh, I do love my meds...

    I'll never forget you - or until my meds kick in, love. We did do it - and you should be proud!!! ( ** sniff **)

    ** uncontrolled drooling begins **

  • Black Sheep
    Black Sheep

    Awww .... How sweeet.

    Black Sheep kisses the monkey

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