The Science of NEW LIGHT and how to appreciate the process....

by Terry 5 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • Terry
    Terry

    WATCHTOWER: By carefully examining the scriptures we can see that 2+2=19.

    (Millions of publishers worldwide spread the truth of this food at the proper time.)

    New Light: Jehovah lovingly corrects those whom he loves. 2+2=18.

    (Millions of publishers worldwide adjust humbly to Jehovah's correction.)

    New(er) Light: Jehovah has seen fit to make his will known to us in these last days before the end of this wicked system of things. 2+2=17

    (Millions of publishers worldwide rejoice in further demonstration of their happy God's increasing spirit of revelation in end times.)

    Questions from Readers: "The false religions of Christendom have taught for years that 2+2=4. Why do Jehovah's Witnesses teach otherwise?

    Answer: "The Watchtower Society has never claimed infallibility. Some have outrun Jehovah's loving provision for food at the proper time and

    twisted the sayings of his Faithful and Discreet Slave by falsely assuming something that was never stated as a fact! "

    "In past times the Organization has commented on what "possibly could be" the sum of 2+2 and gave its opinion as to the correct amount.If brothers

    and sisters decide for themselves that these opinions are facts we cannot be held responsible!"

    Kingdom Ministry: the trend of Watchtower opinion from the beginning has gotten closer and closer to the correct answer over time. This indicates that

    the spirit of Jehovah has been with us in narrowing the possibility of error. Christendom, by having the correct answer from the very beginning

    cannot claim to be guided by a loving God whose will it is to reveal his glorious truth gradually in due season.

    Public Talk: Satan uses wilfull people (even in the Kingdom Halls) to discredit Jehovah's righteous government any way he can. There is only one

    true religion of humble and submissive people who listen to his organization without spreading false rumors about what his faithful and discreet slave have said.

    District Convention talk:

    "It will never be through arithmetic that mankind is saved from the enemy death.

    It is inconsequential what 2 plus 2 equals compared to the blessings of his Organization!"

    The important thing is obedience to his only channel of communication. It is through this agency that the genuinely sheeplike personality is

    tested for a heart not hardened to instruction.

    Chistendom may teach that 2+2=4 but, the sayings of everylasting life are in the pages of the Watchtower.

    "Turn away from anyone calling themselves "brother" who tries to lure you away from the truth with Apostate teachings that damage

    your trust in Jehovah."

    Next time some worldly nonbeliever approaches you and asks: What does your religion teach about 2+2? You can answer with confidence: 2+2 is

    whatever Jehovah tells me. Pay no attention to Internet Apostates who cling to their last moments in this old system of things

    and hurl impotent lies at the Kingdom of Christ Jesus under the banner of his Faithful Slave.

  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut

    I don't know if this thread is funny or sad.

  • notverylikely
    notverylikely

    It's funny AND sad, like when a clown dies.

  • Terry
    Terry

    I don't know if this thread is funny or sad.

    Laughing on the outside; crying on the inside!

  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut
    It's funny AND sad, like when a clown dies.

    I busted out laughing at that. That's the feeling exactly.

  • Terry
    Terry

    NEW LIGHT was scarfed up by Jehovah's Witnesses as a direct steal from Seventh Day Adventist literature!

    So, the source of New Light can be said to be Ellen White and not the Faithful and Discreet Slave!

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