Dubs - Paradoxes From Hell
by Farkel 31 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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stillajwexelder
excellent summary
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flipper
FARKEL- Good thread. Another paradox is that the GB and " faithful & discreet slave " claim to be inspired to make appointments of elders appointed by holy spirit so dubs have to respect their counsel as coming from Jehovah . But the GB and WT society are the first ones to make excuses for elders if they sin or screw up. Well " Elders are just imperfect men being used by Jehovah. Can't expect perfection . " Very strange
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Chalam
Nice post Farkel!
I think "personal salvation broker" deserves a trade mark ;)
Other Christians: 1) accept Jesus as your personal savior, 2) spend your life doing good things for others.
Dubs: 1) accept the Watchtower Corporation as your personal salvation broker, 2) spend your life buying their books and racking up lots of hours selling them.The WTC, your Personal Salvation Broker™
So since you have long quit the kingdom halls, when are you coming into the Kingdom?
Blessings,
Stephen
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Gregor
This is a keeper, Farkel. Thanks
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mythreesons
That was a GREAT read! Thanks!
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MadGiant
Thanks
Ismael
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Lieu
Classic
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Open mind
Clearly Farkel, you are not "rightly disposed" to receive the waters of truth.
So right after Armageddon, you will be "rightly disposed".
Great thread.
I especially enjoyed the "non-donation donation arrangement."
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LittleSister
Sad but oh so true.
Should print this and make flyers.