Do you have Brain Worms? Here's how to tell...

by Elsewhere 14 Replies latest jw friends

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    There is a certain brain-eating parasitic worm that produces an odd symptom: It affects your dreams.

    The following are typical dreams this parasite will cause:

    • Dreams about not fitting in your car comfortably
    • Dreams about driving from the back seat
    • Dreams about veering all over the road
  • serenitynow!
    serenitynow!

    What! I dream about driving from the back seat all the time!

  • Confuzzled
    Confuzzled

    So do i 0_o.

  • palmtree67
    palmtree67

    Note to self: Stay the hell away from Confuzzled and serenity, they are infested with brain worms.

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    I'm waiting for the punchline. . .

  • serenitynow!
    serenitynow!

    I'm waiting for the punchline. . .

    Yeah me too. Anyone notice the ad on this page is for a parasite cleanse?

  • SacrificialLoon
    SacrificialLoon

    Some people have been to Ceti Alpha V I see.

  • serenitynow!
    serenitynow!

    Ceti Alpha V

    I just looked that up, I loved that episode!

  • A.Fenderson
    A.Fenderson

    • Dreams about driving from the back seat
    • Dreams about veering all over the road

    Been there--give it to me straight, doc: am I gonna live?

  • sooner7nc
  • Dreams about veering all over the road
  • Those aren't dreams. That's real life with me. At least that's what the wife says.

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