Starving Third World Masses Warned Against Evils Of Contraception

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  Starving Third World Masses Warned Against Evils Of Contraception.

  http://www.theonion.com/articles/starving-third-world-masses-warned-against-evils-o,50/

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  cofty

  Words can't express how much I detest religion and the Church of Rome in particular, they make the borg look like liberal and intelligent

  "For those who want to practice God's natural birth control, there are two options," Bevilacqua said. "You can try abstinence or, if you are married, you can try natural family planning, also known as the rhythm method. This has proven up to 87 percent effective, which is more than suitable for maintaining a reasonable household. So long as no seed is spilled, God will not immediately strike you down."

  A good rhythm is important of course!

  If ever there was an example of an organisation who cared only for its own prosperity it is that shower of bastards in the Vatican. Not only should Jo Ratz resign over the child abuse scandal he should be arrested for aiding and abetting the cover-up.
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  • Aries The stars would love nothing more than to reveal your future this week, but unfortunately, they're just large luminous balls of plasma held together by gravity in space.
  • Taurus You might be nervous and intimidated and even a little scared, but take heart: Those women are just as frightened of you as you are of them.
  • Gemini A popular new idiom will soon be coined, thanks to you, that broken-down apple pie cart, and all those quarters tumbling out of your ass.
  • Cancer All the praying in the world can't save you now. Quick, turn to demon worship and the black arts before it's too late.
  • Leo Alcohol, a case of mistaken identity, and two screaming ends of a pantomime horse will figure heavily this coming Thursday.
  • Virgo As an educator, you always hoped you'd make a difference someday, which just goes to show that no one is ever too old to learn something new.
  • Libra You will once again bring out the very best in your local police, fire, and sanitation control departments.
  • Scorpio Admitting to past mistakes is never easy, so it's a good thing you happen to be an unrepentant bitch.
  • Sagittarius Your hard work and dedication will finally pay off this week when you're accepted into Harbard. Unfortunately for you, though, that's not a typo.
  • Capricorn The stars indicate that this is a good week to start up new and steamy romances. Your office's sexual harassment policy, however, indicates otherwise.
  • Aquarius Long after the dust has settled, the smoke has cleared, and everyone has said their piece, you'll still be standing there, asking a bunch of ridiculous questions.
  • Pisces The little voices inside your head will continue to disagree over what to set fire to first.

  All bloody weird if you ask me