A redneck was walking home late at night and saw a woman in the
shadows.''Twenty dollars" she whispers.
Bubba had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the heck, it's
only twenty bucks.
So they hide in the bushes.
They're 'engaged' for a minute when all of a
sudden a light flashes on them. It is a police officer.
'What's going on here, people?' asks the officer.
'I'm making love to my wife!,' Bubba answers sounding annoyed. 'Oh, I'm
sorry,' says the cop, 'I didn't know'
'Well, neither did I, 'til ya shined that light in her face!
Redneck Hooker
by Yizuman 3 Replies latest social humour
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Yizuman
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finallysomepride
LOL
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finallysomepride
Why is it when your wife gets pregnant,
all her friends rub her belly and say
"Congratulations!"
But none of them
rub your dick and say
"Good Job"?