TRUE STORY from a girl at work about her sister. Honest to God.
Her sister was in a frantic rush one day trying to get out of the office to get to her yearly gynecologist exam on time. She rushed home, didn’t have time to take a shower so she just took a sink bath and sprayed on some FDS spray (for all males out there, that is feminine deoderant spray).
She rushes to the gyn’s office. In the middle of her examination, lying flat on her back in that oh-so -familiar position, the dr. looks up and says to her “My, my. Aren’t we special!” She had no idea why he said this and didn’t ask (normally, one does not want to look at the dr’s baby blues in this situation).
Exam done, she got in her car and on the way home she got to thinking about it. She started to get furious at his nervy and unprofessional comment. I mean she’s pissed and ready to file a complaint first thing tomorrow morning.
She gets home, gets undressed and goes to the bathroom. OMG… Instead of FDS spray, she had accidently grabbed her daughter’s gold glitter hairspray! {{{{{}}}}}}
SHE HAS NEVER BEEN BACK TO HIM SINCE.
Trot
"Wicked men obey from fear; good men, from love".... Aristotle. You can love and obey Christ without intervention from an organization.