You Don't Have To Be ItalianTo Read This:

by Englishman 7 Replies latest social humour

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    But what does it mean?

    Si Senor, der dago. Fortez lorez in arroe. Demaint lorez, demis truchs. Phulo henz angeze andux.

    Englishman.

    Bring on the dancing girls!

  • Simon
    Simon

    I'll have a go ...

    Si Senor [Si the Senior]

    der dago [the 'dago' ?]

    Fortez lorez in arroe [Forty lorries in a row]

    Demaint lorez [demon lorries]

    demis truchs [demi moore's trucks]

    Phulo henz [some fellow called 'heinz' but mis-spelt]

    angeze andux [and a geezer called andee (also mis-spelt)]

    Makes no sense to me !

  • AlanF
    AlanF

    Here's another along the same lines:

    SAYVILLE DERDAGO
    TOUSIN BUSIS INARO
    NOJO DEMIS TRUX
    SUMMIT COUSIN SUMMIT DUX

    AlanF

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    Si Senor, der dago
    Si Senor, there they go
    Fortez lorez in arroe.
    Forty lorries in a row
    Demaint lorez, demis truchs.
    Them ain't lorries, them is trucks
    Phulo henz angeze andux.
    Full of hens, and geese, and ducks.

    Bring on the dancing girls!

  • Simon
    Simon

    doh! I got the 'forty lorries in a row' and still didn't twig

  • Prisca
    Prisca

    in Australia, a "dago" is a slang term (derogatory) for an Italian.

  • waiting
    waiting

    LOL Eman!

    Hey Prisca - it's a slang for Italians here too. Don't hear it much down south, most likely because there's not many Italians down here (except in Florida.)

    waiting

  • Prisca
    Prisca

    waiting,

    the term was popular during the 50s and 60s, but now it isn't politically correct to say it.

    "Wog" is now the latest term. Once, it was considered derogatory, but the Italians and Greeks (and the other Mediterraneans it refers to) have embraced it. One very funny Aussie movie is called "The Wog Boy". It is a spin off from a comedy team that have made stage shows called "Wogs Out of Work" etc. It is a key element of Australian humour that we are able to laugh at ourselves - a very healthy thing to do.

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