dum blonde

by mouthy 3 Replies latest social humour

  • mouthy
    mouthy

    A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had
    great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked
    her how she liked it.
    "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and
    all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were
    killing each other over 25 cents."

    Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"

    "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of
    the game, all they kept screaming was... 'Get the quarterback! Get the
    quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!"

  • noni1974
    noni1974

    LMAO!!! Good one Granny!!!

  • Heartbreaker
    Heartbreaker

    Oh, that was a good one!! I like it :)

  • dutchstef
    dutchstef

    Sometimes blonds dye their hair brown to get artificial intelligence.

    They can't waterski, because when they get wet, their leg spread emidiately.

    They wear panties to warm their ankles.

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