This has bothered me since I was a child and has given therapists countless amount of $$$
When David killed his 1000s and Saul killed his 10s or was it 100s, David went about getting a 1000 foreskins.
did he have the pick of the litter?
was he gentle?
did he grab, pull, and snip?
or did he
yank, stretch, and swipe?
did he ask first?
would this have given him enough experience to be a registered Moyle?
how could he put his hands on so many noodles/sausages/schlongs?
did he wash his hands before he ate?
who was the lucky girl that he gave his bag-o-goodies? Michel? "Here honey I did this for you. What? you don't want 'em?"
did he sell them as souvenirs?
did he triple the goods by taking the balls with 'em? Their 3 stooges, or thier two friends and Moe?
did he do the same to Goliath? did he keep it for himself?