Highdose is still putting in the preaching hours so to speak;) And had come accross these little beauties on the above website, read em and weep...
Baboushka: I need help with learning the new songs, please help me please help me please help me... i was considering that the best person looks wise could be a Soloman lookalike but with the nature of peter.
Chogg84:Heys Jehovahs! want some Chogg in your life?
My religion is just as important to me as getting to know new ladies
Want to meet up for some friendly chat over a Starbucks? Sure!
Want to dine out at an upmarket restaurant? I'm your man
Want cock in every hole? Say no more ;)
I wanna get to know ya ;-)
My ideal match would be a male or female, personality isn't too important as you will be gagged for long periods of time. I would prefer if you had a massive limp or were bound to a wheelchair.
Anyone thats willing to fund my addiction to sleeping pills would be welcomed also
... you couldn't make it up!!!!