I thought you divorced the Jamaican.
We Almost Lost Mr. Snowbird!
by snowbird 79 Replies latest members private
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lepermessiah
Glad to hear he is recovering!
Keep after him Snowbird!
My grandfather was a stubborn old hillbilly - we used to try to hide his smokes, make him eat healthy, etc.....
Then we would get home and find the whole pack gone, a nice fried chicken dinner eaten, etc....LOL
I hope he listens to the doctors and YOU
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snowbird
Minimus, our differences are mostly cultural - the "woman should stay in a woman's place'' thingy.
I have undying respect for him because he never shirked his fatherly duties.
When our daughter was in 3rd grade, he made - made! - an abacus for her.
That sealed the deal for me!
Thank you, Farkel.
Sylvia
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minimus
I'll make you an abacus, if you want.
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snowbird
"The Jamaican" initiated divorce proceedings and then withdrew them.
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Leper, that made me smile!
Thanks.
Sylvia
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snowbird
MINIMUS!!!
Sylvia
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BurnTheShips
Those Jamaicans are hard to kill anyway. Do you remember the Living Color skit? Here's a non-youtube link, since they block you. They had a running skit on the Jamaican Henley family. The "hardest working family ever." Funny as hell.
http://www.slashcontrol.com/free-tv-shows/in-living-color/1414145255-hey-mon-battle-with-asians
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7mmw3_in-living-color-hey-mon_fun
Myth #6: All Jamaicans Have Nine Jobs. This stereotype was popularized on the show In Living Color . Most of the Jamaicans I’ve met are extremely hard working, but on average they only have seven jobs. The statistics were primarily skewed by my wife’s brother and sister, who together held 38 percent of all American jobs between 1988 and 2005. The trick was to remember where they were employed that week and show up for the 10 percent discount. Now my brother-in-law is in the Army, and you may scoff, “one measly job?” However, he does more before 9 a.m. than most people do all day. ‘im be all dat him cyaan be!
BTS
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John Doe
"The Jamaican" initiated divorce proceedings and then withdrew them.
How many newts did you have to boil to effect that change?
Seriuosly though, glad he's all right.
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snowbird
Burn, I'm posting from Mr's house, so I can view videos.
ROFL. So true!
Thanks, John Doe.
Coming from you, that means a lot.
Sylvia
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BurnTheShips
Take him to the hit house and serve him some cow cod soup with lots of scotch bonnet peppers. That should straighten him out.
BTS
PS He might need a little Snowbird lovin'. Sounds to me like he has been missing out for a long time. Shame shame shame!