An announcement from the Watchtower?

BluesBrother

Oh boy! Don't we just wish........?
JeffT

I kept waiting to hit "however meetings and field service will continue normally, there is no need for the brothers and sisters to change their routine."
I think about half of them wouldn't even notice what happened.
I do think they'd all be lost without somebody telling them what to do.
steve2

Fairy stories can be strangely comforting...
Scarred for life

I think at least half of the JWs would have an immediate decrease in depression and anxiety levels and would have new energy and better health.
The other half would look for another organization to tell them what to do.
The congregations would break up though. No more false community.
startingover

The Worldwide Church of God did it so it is possible.
ziddina

Waitasec! It's only Groundhog Day; it isn't April 1st!!!
Funny! Zid
Humanist

Oh, I would love to print this out and send it to my mum!
JimmyPage

Send it to your mum? Nah, let's print it out and send it to all the congregations on WT letterhead.