Householder gobstoppers: These easy to make gobstoppers are excellent for the deicated JW! Simply pop one in to the HH's mouth and you will be able to preach at them for as long as you like without them telling you to go away or indeed pointing out that your belives are wrong.
Pompous Elder dumplings: The beauty of these thick dense dumplings is that the are easily made from very cheap ingredeiants. They stuck up all the tasty bits from any stew, swelling in size until they fill the whole pot! The only downside is that when prodded they instantly fall apart.
Windbag CO Soup: This thick soup is a handy way of recycling any old ingrediants that you may have lying around in the fridge. The large quanties of baked beans in it mean that you will soon be tooting hot air with the best of them!
Armargeddon Sprinkles: These sprinkles take a long time to make, tend to stink out the kitchen untill you could swear you were cooking 7 course banquette in there. It can therefore be somtimes disapointing to find out their extremly small size. however they are very handy to keep in the store cupboard and sprinkle a few on the dinner of anyone who shows signs of tiring out.
Hope you enjoyed that!