by picosito 11 Replies latest jw friends

  • picosito

    There was a very intelligent post recently about this topic, but I can't find it. Anyone know how to find it again?
    The rabbi told a prominent member of his cong that he was always falling asleep during the sermon. The response? "Shows that I trust you, doesn't it?"

  • bigboi

    Hey P,

    I can't remember the thread you're referring to. However, I don't think that masturbation is scriptural or if it even has to be for that matter. I doubt God is really interested in whether or not you choke your chicken. Seriously though, just think about it. God wrote down lot of stuff where he gives direct and implicit instructions. If he wanted ppl not to masturbate, I think he would've told his ppl, look I don't want any wankers worshippin me.[:D} I don' know if it's somethin your strugglin with, but my advice would be to focus on what God has said. Not what anybody deduces from what what he said. IF u feel it violates certain priciples, then don't do it. If you don't see anything wrong with it, then don't let anyone else impose thier standards on u.



    "it's like the one thing we all have in common is that we
    got played by a cult and a bunch of old men and no matter what it will
    always be a part of us no matter how much we distance ourselves from it"
    ~ Ghostquote

  • CoolBreeze

    I was going to look it up in my scriptures, but the pages to the Song of Solomon were stuck together. Mmmmm... Theocratic porn.


  • moman

    WELL, God certinly didn't want your mouth down there, he sort of put that out of reach, unless your a contortionist. Take it from there, two hands (if one gets tired) fits the job perfectly.
    Now all of this iz just what I have been told, cause my wife takes care of me just fine!

  • wonderwoman77

    I believe the thread you are looking for is undering the dating forum...

  • Waygooder64

    I don`t think I did until I was 17 but when I did,I think I had enough goo in me to shampoo a small moose!! Can`t remember if I was thinking about the CO`s wife or not....If I was and they are right I`m in big trouble...

  • drahcir yarrum
    drahcir yarrum

    Even though the scriptures are silent on masturbation, we can presume certain things just from the way we were wonderfully made by our creator. Note that our arms are just long enough to enable us to masturbate.

  • Cygnus

    : I think I had enough goo in me to shampoo a small moose


    That is a good one. I shall remember it to times indefinite.

    The initial poster probably read one of Larry's posts about 'getting ahold of [one's] member' or something of that sort. Whatever. Like some invisible man in the sky is going to care.

  • oscartheduck

    I think he meant that he wanted a link to this article:

    The Watchtower, April 15, 1928, p. 126 "As every one knows, there are mistakes in the Bible "

  • Englishman

    I always thought that masturbation was compulsory.


    Bring on the dancing girls!

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