When I was a kid I lived on a farm & I would spend alot of my time playing in the paddocks in barefeet. Now these fields were grazed upon by both cattle & sheep, oh the crap between my toes.
There were the cow paddles that were completely dried out, the ones that we would throw at each other.
Then there were the cow paddles that were semi dry, they looked fully dry, until one stood on them & wtf you were on on your ars with a really bad shit stain on ya pants.
Then there were the really bad ones, freshly deposited, that when you stood on them it ozzed between ones toes, stuck like ..well yeah shit to ya leg, the smell well all ya friends dissapeared, now I remember me & my cousin (female JW) on our gocarts flying down the hill & she falling off & yes she ended up face first in one of those freshly deposited cow paddies..hehehe. I laughed & laughed for the next 2 years.
Damn I probably given my ID away now, oh screw it.
Next installment: How to get the dog shit off ya best FS shoes.