What do you say to a dub who has......

by Englishman 8 Replies latest social humour

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    Q. What do you say to a Jehovahs witness who has reached the peak of his career?

    A. Big Mac and fries please.

    Englishman.

    Bring on the dancing girls!

  • ashitaka
    ashitaka

    so wrong,lol....but so true. My dad's in that position, because he listened to elders who told him to be content with little, and then went to college themselves and made 80,000 a year.

  • slipnslidemaster
    slipnslidemaster

    Since you are "allowed" to go to collage now, aren't you running ahead of the organization if you DON'T go to college? Because you KNOW they are going to change it back...

    Slipnslidemaster:"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is."
    - Jan L.A. van de Snepscheut

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    Ashitaka,

    Interesting point. Menial jobs here are known as McJobs.

    Englishman.

    Bring on the dancing girls!

  • thewiz
    thewiz

    I once sent a job application to McDonalds corporate.

    I said something like

    Dear McSirs,

    I am applying for the McJob of...

    I understand that i can make big McDollars.

    At the time it was funny. I guess you had to be there.

    Now, of course I'm makin' money hand-over-fist, in the IT field.

  • mike047
    mike047

    Since I have been out of work for over two months, I would welcome a job like that.

  • Xena
    Xena

    E-man you have it ALL wrong.......you say...
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    Do you do windows????

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    Xena, how could you.

    You know how sensitive I can be.

    Sob!

    Bring on the dancing girls!

  • Xena
    Xena

    I am sorry E-may but someone had to say it...I am not just about one of your "fluffy groupies" ....the truth must be spoken...

    ssssoooo I still get a Christmas card next year...right??? E-man...

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