Eve had 3 breasts???

by Mulan 5 Replies latest social humour

  • Mulan

    In the beginning God created Eve. And she had 3 breasts. After three weeks in the garden, God came to visit Eve. "How's things, Eve?" He asked.
    "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful... but I just have this one problem.
    It's these three breasts you've given me. The middle one pushes the other two out, and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches, snagging them on bushes, they're a real pain," reported Eve.
    "That's a fair point," replied God, "but it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals what, six? So I just figured you'd need half, but I see that you are right. I'll fix that up right away!" So, God reached down and ripped the middle breast right off, tossing it into the bushes.
    Three weeks passed, and God once again visited Eve in the garden. "Well, Eve, how's my favorite creation?" he asked.
    "Just fantastic," she replied, "but for one small oversight on your part. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has her ram, the cow has her bull, all the animals have a mate, except me. I feel so alone."
    God thought for a moment. "You know, Eve, you're right. How could I have overlooked this! You do need a mate, and I will immediately create Man from a part of you!
    Now, let's see ...where did I leave that useless boob?"

    Marilyn (a.k.a. Mulan)

  • thewiz

    What's the first thing Adam said to Eve? "Stand back I don't know how big this thing is gonna' get."

    What's the first thing that Eve said to Adam? "You're not puttin' that in me."

    Where's Adam & stEve?

  • alliwannadoislive

    hmm ... mulan ... the american-english 'useless boob' don't translate into english-english too well ... now if you'da said 'where's that useless tit' ...

  • Masterji

    Martinis are like breasts.
    One is not enough.
    Three are too many.


  • Simon

    The reason a womans waist is called a waist?

    It's a mispronunciation - it should be waste as in "what a waste ... you could fit another pair of tits in there"

  • ladonna


    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Thanks for a great laugh

    Yep.....that's MEN!!!!!!!


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