How are Santa Clause and Tiger Woods different?

brainwashed-from-birth

Santa stops at 3 ho's
Ho! HO! HO! Merry Christmas ALL
dig692

LOL !!!!!
OnTheWayOut

One sneaks all over the place to cheat on his wife, gets women not by good looks but because of his wealth.
The other one is a golfer who lives in Florida.
tenyearsafter

What's the difference between a golf ball and a Cadillac Escalade?
Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 400 yards...
Nothing to do with Santa, but I couldn't resist!
Billy the Ex-Bethelite

Tiger gets in 16 holes every day.
ShirleyW

Can't believe the old "Santa comes once a year" line hasn't been mentioned yet . . . . !
mouthy

Billy go to your room
Billy the Ex-Bethelite

Yes maam
Billy the Ex-Bethelite

Hey, wait. I'm in my room !
xeracia

Oh you guys are too funny!