Dark rimmed glasses, 1950's haircut, polyester suit and looks anemic. Tassels on his shoes. If he talks like Elmer Fudd he's probably an elder. Permenent soap scum on his hands. The knot in his tie has been there for 5 years, he just slips it on and off over his head. Service bag smells like cheap shoe polish. A bit of whipped cream on the end of his nose left over from his last break at Tim Hortons. Not at home slip strategically placed in his jacket's outer breast pocket with the corner just barely visible. Surrounded by a pool of drool from the pioneer sisters hoping to catch a brother with a title.
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