Info re: the New Flu
I went to a gathering last night, where I and other guests enjoyed copious
amounts of alcohol. I awoke this morning not feeling well, with what could
be described as flu-like symptoms; headache, nausea, chills, sore eyes,
etc.From the results of some initial testing, I have unfortunately tested
positive for what experts are now calling Wine Flu. This debilitating
condition is very serious - and it appears this is not an isolated
case.Reports are flooding in from all around the country of others
diagnosed with Wine Flu. To anyone that starts to exhibit the
aforementionedtell-tale signs, experts are recommending a cup of tea and a
bit of a liedown. One should not expose himself to fellow employees for at
least 24-48 hours.However, should your condition worsen, you should
immediately rent a DVD and take some Tylenol. To ensure this Wine flu
remains a minor case,refrain from consuming further amounts of alcohol and
stick to Gatorade. Others are reporting a McDonald's quarter pounder can
also help in somecases. Wine Flu does not need to be life threatening and,
if treated early, can be eradicated within a 24-48 hour period.
NOTE If you find you are complaining a lot, it may be that it has mutated
into Whine Flu. This is particularly common in MEN and can quickly spread
to their partners where the symptoms are detected as a serious case of
eye-rolling.