OUR BOREDOM MINISTRY #4: Beware of pagan winter customs!

by processor 9 Replies latest jw friends

  • processor
    processor

    Here is another issue of OUR BOREDOM MINISTRY.

    Cover

    http://svhelden.kilu.de/pdf/obm_04_2008.pdf

    All of my publications can be found here: http://svhelden.gmxhome.de/e

  • brinjen
    brinjen

    Brilliant!

  • jwfacts
    jwfacts

    That is fantastic. It is amazing that it sounds exactly like a Watchtower publication - The reasoning as (il)logical. It shows how easy it is to grab a random Scripture to back up any concept you want.

  • Meeting Junkie No More
    Meeting Junkie No More

    LOL!! Hilarious, as always...especially loved the Announcements this issue! Looking forward to your next issue, which is more than I can say for the WT original which was always the same old, same old regurgitated slop...

  • willyloman
    willyloman

    Lots of delicious satire, including:

    The society has prepared a new DVD, entitled

    Formerly Young People Ask –What Have I Done With My Life?

  • Mary
    Mary

    Thank you for that. A much needed laugh.

  • Doubting Bro
    Doubting Bro

    Very funny!

  • chickpea
    chickpea

    bwah hahahahahahahahahaha

    winter tires not meant of true christians!!!

    boy would that keep them out of field service
    here in the upper midwest of the US...

    come to think of it, not a bad idea at all!!!

    BRILLIANT WORK....
    when we all go to hell, i wanna be in the
    firepit next to yours.....

    cheers!

  • goldensky
    goldensky

    Dear processor,

    I've sent you a PM.

  • processor
    processor
    winter tires not meant of true christians!!!

    boy would that keep them out of field service

    Actually no. The famous pioneer sister of our town (I think she's a regular pioneer for 20 years now or so and known all over the circuit) usually does not have winter tires at her car. When I still was an elder, I even found that irresponsibly because she always took little children into the ministry.

    Since she is rather stingy, her summer tires might also be a good excuse to ask others (who have winter tires) to take her in their car.

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