You are incorrigible, Angel Eyes.
Sylvia
Wise & true words :)
by Newborn 17 Replies latest jw friends
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angel eyes
The truth has reformed me :)
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isaacaustin
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=attention+whore
1. attention whore 6391 up, 357 down October 19, 2009 Urban Word of the Day Label given to any person who craves attention to such an extent that they will do anything to receive it. The type of attention (negative or positive) does not matter. -
keyser soze
Those who write on bathroom walls, roll their shit in little balls
Those who read those words of wit, eat those little balls of shit
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SixofNine
A classic, Keyser.
From: Shitmydadsays on twitter (where a guy named Justin tweets stuff his dad says) (last one is for John):
"Just pay the parking ticket. Don't be so outraged. You're not a freedom fighter in the civil rights movement. You double parked."
"That woman was sexy...Out of your league? Son. Let women figure out why they won't screw you, don't do it for them."
"I'm sitting in one of those TGI Friday's places, and everyone looks like they want to shove a shotgun in their mouth."
"Do these announcers ever shut the fuck up? Don't ever say stuff just because you think you should. That's the definition of an asshole."
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Kinjiro
"Handle every stressfull situation like a dog... if you cant eat it or hump it, piss on it and walk away."
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chickpea
from the women's room of
the now extinct, but
still fondly remembered,
Armadillo World Headquarters:
my boyfriend has been
f'íng with a limp d!ck for
so long, i'll bet he could
row a boat with a piece of rope...... -
bigwilly
My gf "It's just my opinion but it's true"
Maybe I should start a noteable quotables from people we know thread?
